Stop telling me my "jaw will drop" and everything is "jaw dropping." Give it a rest!
Try letting the viewer decide what is impressive, interesting, shocking, surprising, or whatever. Don't tell me that my "jaw will drop" when I see how a celebrity has aged or how much they earn. It's like sending a joke and adding "this will ***** you up." Don't tell me how I will react. Or at the very least, come up with a new cliche!