The ridiculous lengths you go to to make "news" events seem important smack of hyperbole, sensationalism and completely unprofessional "journalism" (note the brackets on the word journalism.
If I and millions of others want to know about a baby falling over, idiots doing stupid stunts and plain old misleading and distorted headlines and stories we'll go to the trashy women's magazines.
This, I take it, is supposed to be a news forum, not a competition to see who can create the worst headlines and distort facts in a story as much as they can.
At the moment this site belongs in the gutter