Get a woman.
I like day time in no time, and it's because it was a woman that I liked it. She's short, cute, funny and to the point. Not over the top, and does the job right. She's someone I can relate with. I want the same thing in the night time in no time. Short, cute, funny and to the point. And I'm not talking physically. This guy doesn't cut it. I was vastly disappointed. Sorry, guy.