Fire Bill Fink
You could start by getting rid of morons who clearly don't grasp the full understanding of what a National Park is or why we have them. National Parks weren't established for idiots like him to have an enjoyable vacation with their family. They exist with the sole purpose of protecting our environment and preserving the beauty of our natural resources. If you don't wanna be bothered by nature, then don't bother nature.
Fun Fact: All of the National Parks have bugs, dangerous animals, and areas that aren't perfectly picturesque so if you don't like those things you probably shouldn't visit any of them.
Leave enjoying nature to those who actually enjoy it and please stop putting stupid ideas into people's heads like "Everyone who visits Death Valley dies"
Go back to drinking your lattes and writing articles about which night clubs are best to visit for all the other yuppie ****** that can't handle the outdoors.