Look, it's been a long ride. You were a part of my life each day: I come in to work, I quickly cycle through the general news articles, and scroll down for my personalized stories. But that day has come and gone, and we need to break up. You've become messy and unclean (lack of article organization). I don't feel like you love me anymore (seeming lack of personalized stories). Sometimes, it takes forever just to get you to me something I can like (scrolling endlessly trying to navigate the scatterbrained article organization mess). So, it's over. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to go somewhere else for my needs (news). Don't worry - you still have my email so maybe we can stay as friends (with benefits), okay?