Using 'gradualism' (a psy-ops word for Orwellian type organizations such as Yahoo's yahoos who are your ***** masters) you have gradually made signing up or remaining signed up to Yahoo more and more difficult and/or impossible, to those (you appreciate being) less fortunate, UNLESS one can perfectly attain all the ludicrous pre-requisites to signing up or remaining signed up..

Now, besides many other complicit methods of free speech hinderance, you have made it mandatory that one has to have a cell phone to get an email account! YOO-HOO 'McFly'!!! WHAT IF SOME ONE DOESN'T HAVE A CELL PHONE! You can SPIN a spell casting story to weave your webs around us to 'justify' your control freakish ways. But I, and more than you realize, KNOW 'what' you represent or work for..

We KNOW that you are Zionist evil control freaks possessing obsessive compulsive, pathological, diabolical and insanely evil behaviours dictated down to you by YOUR ***** master terrorist spy agencies like the NSA, CIA etc..

PLEASE stop being inane with asinine obstinacy with your rules and give us the dignity of allowing us to run our own lives. IT'S AN EMAIL ACCOUNT WE'RE SIGNING UP FOR - NOT MEMBERSHIP TO 'FORT KNOX'! WTF are you burdening us more than we already are with chaotic systemic tendencies! Enough is enough already. Ease up on the vacuous rules please!