Regarding this homely orphan of food writing: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tried-8-ways-cook-hot-134500086.html - The problems
From problems in research conception (using a single brand of hot dog for testing) to issues in methodology (using Nathan's Franks suggestions to cook Hebrew National weenies) to written/visual continuity: every photo (when it wasn't simply repetitive) contradicted the writer's words.
Then there was the intro... "I have a secret to confess: For the majority of my life, I have despised hot dogs. I avoided them whenever possible... Since then, I’ve eaten hot dogs on several different occasions..." Several occasions? Holy Misassignments!!! This is expertise? Where is the love in that? Giving this knock off filler piece, to someone who admits a stunted passion to the topic doesn't instill confidence in the reader. There is enough disappointment on Earth. We can't have a reluctant and careless writer adding sadness to anybody's 5-Minute fluff read.
Here's the fix: Give me her job. I look at hot dogs of all stripe with a near pathological adoration. I can also convincingly fake interest in any food topic; including Cantaloupes, the most gruesome of creation's Cucurbit abominations.
I work cheap too.
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Thank you for writing this, lives may be saved!