UPDATE: #1 Correction #1
Friday 10-20-202
Time: 8:06 am

Hello World!
What's happening my friend?
I'm here on a mission from God to save the planet ... Or at least ... save the Humans of Earth!
Please stay off my phone, idiot wayward son!
We are NOT peers! Please, Pearson, get with a peer ... or get with that shower wand!

Please, put the stream of water from the shower to the shower wand, on your genitals, and have an ******, until you can learn how to communicate with a peer, for sex!
Please have sex, while you are young ... with a consenting partner(s)!
Sex with children is abuse!

Please have a blessed day!

It could be worse, please, find a good and praise it!

Goodbye!

Goodbye World!

No, I'm NOT going anywhere!

Peace.

MS Holmes
Chaplin Holmes