"MPD Arrests Man for DUI"--- SO IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE? Why do you waste our time with **** like this, when there's so much NEWS to be read?
Why do we need to know that some guy in some midwestern burg got pulled over for DUI? He's not a celebrity or a "public servant," no one was shot, no one was beaten, no one was raped, and there were probably a thousand other identical incidents across the country at the same time. WHY DO YOU WASTE OUR TIME WITH THIS ****?
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