OH BIG NEWS!!! Some robbers smashed a window in Memphis and stole some weed!! MY GOD, call out the heavy duty
reporters!! This story is almost as big as the story about the dog who was run over by a deputy sheriff!! MAN, YOU FOLKS DO A WONDERFUL JOB OF SNIFFING OUT THE NEWS!! IF WE DIDN'T READ YOUR ****, WE MIGHT SPEND TIME READING ABOUT THE ONGOING ATTEMPT AT A FASCIST COUP IN THE US, OR THE GLOBAL WARMING CATASTROPHE, OR SOME MORE OF THAT KIND OF NONSENSE.
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