Make me a Yahoo Fantasy Sports Product Manager
Yahoo has (had?) the best Fantasy interface in the biz but simply cannot match the functionality of other sites like Fantrax. I have offered many product suggestions here that would provide for a better user experience and create greater “stickiness” so I was disappointed when I logged into Fantasy Basketball to see you had changed nothing but the interface which is the one thing you did better than everybody else and you made worse. I am offering my services to join Yahoo Fantasy sports as a product manager to help institute the changes needed to make Yahoo the best fantasy site ever created. I’d like to take over fantasy basketball but am open to any sport. I wont go into specifics about my plans here but in general, Yahoo needs WAY better keeper/dynasty functions. In any event, I look forward to joining the team and am confident I will be the best hire you’ll make over the next few years - maybe ever.

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