I know why mail is running so slow...
I can't be the only one who's tired of looking at this haughty rug-muncher with the awful outfit, designer frames and jumpsuit-matching headphones, ignoring the world around her every time I log on. You tried to cram so much "cool" into one picture, it's kind of disgusting. And WHY is she sitting against that horribly stained wall in her obviously brand-new outfit? Also, nice longboard... it looks like she's used it maybe TWICE.
I've noticed some considerable lag in trying to log in the past few days, so I can assume you've already taken some hits for these poor choices. I'm just curious as to why you've left the picture up, and why I can't just be greeted with a simple login screen with simple entry fields when I go to yahoo.com/mail.
Also, on a far less-important note... the new email format SUUUUUUUUCKS.